Friday, July 20, 2007

Arnav and Gravity


Arnav does not believe Newton.

Newton saw an apple falling and discovered gravity. Arnav thinks that gravity does not exist.

We live in a second floor apartment. Arnav's favorite pastime is to gather things from the house and toss them out of the balcony.

In addition to many small and little things, Arnav has also managed to throw away a lot of his toys. Soon fed up with this he has moved "up the value chain" to things like utensils and home accessories.

This has led to some very curious behaviors in our apartment. People have stopped parking under our house. In fact people have altogether stopped going near our balcony. Aparna has lost 1.2957 kg. climbing up and down in retrieving things. Arnav has a huge assortment of broken toys. We also have a lot less cloth hangers than before. Anytime we misplace something, our first reaction is to go to the balcony and look down.

Statistically it has been found that 30% of all the things that go out of the balcony are not found.

Not to mention, the watchman of our apartment is the only one who is happy with all this...

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